right here, you are going to witness an absolute spectacle

i woofed at six different guys on growlr and all six of them viewed my profile without responding

the one decent picture i got where i didn't look like i was about to cry for help

2000s+The Village (2004)Nope (2022)

ayo, who's winning in a squirt off?

cookie run fans will draw the most shredded muscle bear with the fattest fucking titties and you look up who the character is and it's this

i'd ask him to get me some water and he'd fill a cup of water and spit in it and say "drink it" and i'd say "yes sir thank you sir"

the runner up is this part in dead silence

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here's a quick test i put together to make sure i have the base right. i made a little mock-up of what i need to build onto it and so far, this base should work!

whenever a man calls me "kiddo" "buddy" or "darling" it activates the little monkey in my brain to start banging it's cymbals

horror fans will see an aging decrepit old man wearing a 40 year old mask and go "awwww, my little beebop peepaw, he's such a little meow meow skrimblo shrunkle baby"