[shinjiro voice] you think i enjoy dealing with a crazy person who starts wrestling matches in the middle of the night?

what your customer service reps draw on their work breaks

well goodnight

akihiko really thinks shinjiro is the bee's knees

i know this is like factually untrue but i love to think the reason akihiko is constantly wearing a bandage on his face is 1. because shinjiro did it once, 2. the reason shinjiro did was because of a cat