Patreon request: Detective Pikachu solving grisly murders. My favorite scene of "The Silence of the Mareeps" is when Professor Oak breaks out of his cage, kills Officer Jenny, and escapes by wearing her face.

Patreon request: Normal Elf asking for advice from other Elf subspecies that have a better track record at mating.



Patreon request for more Necromancer content. Hyper Skeletron is extremely powerful.



Patreon request for Guilty Gear Bridget doing the "Apu falling and spilling chicken nuggets" meme. There are Coomers who complain about Jam not being in Strive, and Coomers who complain about Baiken not being in strive, but the Bridget Coomers are the coomest Coomers of all.

Patreon request for Dwarf Slayer carrying around a Halfling as a flame thrower.


I'm going to Japan in December. (Being forced to leave my NEET Shut-in parent's-house Hobbit-hole due to renovations.)

Patreon request: Space Ghost interviewing an Anime girl

Orc Mindbreak: GET CIVILIZED! GET CIVILIZED! WHAP WHAP WHAP (Sound of governess slapping your knuckles with a ruler as you read your lessons)

Patreon request: Multiple people asked for Domina, and it got me thinking about the state of horniness on the internet, in 2026.

Patreon request: Elf Grinder vs Wizard Grinder

Patreon request: School dress code in Xavier Academy.

I have discovered yet another forbidden truth of the universe. Every blonde anime girl is one, or a combination of, these 6 subspecies.

Patreon request: Lucoa and Donkey

Patreon request: Berserk in the Office (Even imitating 1% of Miura's style immediately makes me overworked and suffering from health issues.)

Patreon request: Fern's Ferns... I may have been watching hydraulic press videos recently...

Patreon request: FGO Nightingale's 'THAT' outfit.

Multiple patrons requested something involving the "kid promises to get married when they grow up" anime love-comedy trope. (There is no punchline, only pain.)