Patreon request: Normal Elf asking for advice from other Elf subspecies that have a better track record at mating.
Patreon request for more Necromancer content. Hyper Skeletron is extremely powerful.
Patreon request for Guilty Gear Bridget doing the "Apu falling and spilling chicken nuggets" meme. There are Coomers who complain about Jam not being in Strive, and Coomers who complain about Baiken not being in strive, but the Bridget Coomers are the coomest Coomers of all.
Patreon request for Dwarf Slayer carrying around a Halfling as a flame thrower.
Patreon request for Elf girl playing the Irish sport of Hurling. According to Wikipedia, "Hurling" is the male version, and girls play "Camogie". It's Ireland so I assume that the whole sport is some leprechaun Wiccan ritual. (I've seen The Wicker Man.)