PICK YOUR FIGHTER (I didn't have time to draw properly because I restarted Dark Souls 3 for the DLC and was infuriated by my own incompetence because I expected to roll through a game I had beaten before but instead died multiple times. The draw grind resumes tomorrow.)
Patreon request for guy being mad about having to wear the "I love cock" shirt. Actually, a man humiliating himself to please a girl (on the off chance that he will be rewarded with sex) is extremely heteronormative and not gay at all.
Patreon request: Chris Pratt Jurassic World raptor taming with Yoshi. In the most touching scene of the Mario movie, Mario sacrifices Yoshi, jumping off his back in mid air to reach a higher platform. Pratt sheds a single tear as Yoshi falls to his death, but never looks back.
Patreon request: Local man obtains cat girl. If I start by making meta-commentary about my jokes not being funny, nobody can complain about my jokes not being funny. 300 IQ plays.
Patreon request for Dragon's Crown Sorceress as Slave Leia chained to Jabba.

I'm going to Japan in December. (Being forced to leave my NEET Shut-in parent's-house Hobbit-hole due to renovations.)

Patreon request: Space Ghost interviewing an Anime girl

Orc Mindbreak: GET CIVILIZED! GET CIVILIZED! WHAP WHAP WHAP (Sound of governess slapping your knuckles with a ruler as you read your lessons)

Patreon request: Multiple people asked for Domina, and it got me thinking about the state of horniness on the internet, in 2026.

Patreon request: Elf Grinder vs Wizard Grinder

Patreon request: School dress code in Xavier Academy.

I have discovered yet another forbidden truth of the universe. Every blonde anime girl is one, or a combination of, these 6 subspecies.

Patreon request: Lucoa and Donkey

Patreon request: Berserk in the Office (Even imitating 1% of Miura's style immediately makes me overworked and suffering from health issues.)

Patreon request: Fern's Ferns... I may have been watching hydraulic press videos recently...

Patreon request: FGO Nightingale's 'THAT' outfit.

Multiple patrons requested something involving the "kid promises to get married when they grow up" anime love-comedy trope. (There is no punchline, only pain.)