Because everyone just wanted to see Burrito Brokk, the Orkish God of Street Food. Legend says that Brokk had a vegetarian food cart for the Capitol's Elvish population. It was advertised as a "healthy fast food alternative", but every item on the menu was deep fried.
Patreon request: For Honor's Centurion and Gladiator doing the Spiderverse thinking meme. Honestly, the only time I ever see For Honor mentioned on the internet is when someone is talking about their "women in helmets and armor" fetish.
Patreon request: Dark Souls 3 firekeeper chiding MC for being reckless with souls. I assume how comfortable you are carrying around tons of souls is similar to how comfortable you are with a half-empty gas tank. Some lunatics just want to drive on fumes for some reason.
Patreon request for Under Night In-Birth Yuzuriha. I thought drawing her with a Whale Tail G-string was lewd, then I realized the official character design has her wearing no underwear with her zipper open, so I'm actually covering her up for modesty's sake. You're welcome.
Patreon request for Star Wars Clone Troopers executing their orders. Reminder that Twi'lek head tentacles are canonically erogenous zones, and built to be rubbed by BCT (Big Clone Troopers).

I'm going to Japan in December. (Being forced to leave my NEET Shut-in parent's-house Hobbit-hole due to renovations.)

Patreon request: Space Ghost interviewing an Anime girl

Orc Mindbreak: GET CIVILIZED! GET CIVILIZED! WHAP WHAP WHAP (Sound of governess slapping your knuckles with a ruler as you read your lessons)

Patreon request: Multiple people asked for Domina, and it got me thinking about the state of horniness on the internet, in 2026.

Patreon request: Elf Grinder vs Wizard Grinder

Patreon request: School dress code in Xavier Academy.

I have discovered yet another forbidden truth of the universe. Every blonde anime girl is one, or a combination of, these 6 subspecies.

Patreon request: Lucoa and Donkey

Patreon request: Berserk in the Office (Even imitating 1% of Miura's style immediately makes me overworked and suffering from health issues.)

Patreon request: Fern's Ferns... I may have been watching hydraulic press videos recently...

Patreon request: FGO Nightingale's 'THAT' outfit.

Multiple patrons requested something involving the "kid promises to get married when they grow up" anime love-comedy trope. (There is no punchline, only pain.)