2 Patreon requests from last month: Konosuba Wiz, and Aqua cockblocking Kazuma.
Patreon request: Cammy and her totally appropriate work clothes. "For you, the day Bison pranked you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
Patreon request: Mesugaki Wendy's (When the corporate bantz get a little too real)
Patreon request: Elden Ring dating sim FROM SOFTWARE HIRE THIS MAN! (I was planning to get this out for Valentine's Day, but it ending up taking waaay too much time. It didn't help that I started a new playthrough.)
Corrected version because my brain doesn't understand the difference between "descendants" and "ancestors" 😡

I'm going to Japan in December. (Being forced to leave my NEET Shut-in parent's-house Hobbit-hole due to renovations.)

Patreon request: Space Ghost interviewing an Anime girl

Orc Mindbreak: GET CIVILIZED! GET CIVILIZED! WHAP WHAP WHAP (Sound of governess slapping your knuckles with a ruler as you read your lessons)

Patreon request: Multiple people asked for Domina, and it got me thinking about the state of horniness on the internet, in 2026.

Patreon request: Elf Grinder vs Wizard Grinder

Patreon request: School dress code in Xavier Academy.

I have discovered yet another forbidden truth of the universe. Every blonde anime girl is one, or a combination of, these 6 subspecies.

Patreon request: Lucoa and Donkey

Patreon request: Berserk in the Office (Even imitating 1% of Miura's style immediately makes me overworked and suffering from health issues.)

Patreon request: Fern's Ferns... I may have been watching hydraulic press videos recently...

Patreon request: FGO Nightingale's 'THAT' outfit.

Multiple patrons requested something involving the "kid promises to get married when they grow up" anime love-comedy trope. (There is no punchline, only pain.)