Patreon request: The ultimate waifu to unite all animay waifus. I thought that I shouldn't do this joke because the Moetron already exists, but then I realized nobody remembers an anime meme from 2010, which was thirteen (13) years ago. (Don't worry Moetron, I remember you.)




Patreon request: Team Yell grunts simping over Marnie Uoohhhers when they see Marnie: 😭😭😭 Uoohhhers when they see Marnie with huge breasts: 😐😐😐


Patreon request: Street Fighter 6 character creation #FitnessGoals #OnePieceCharacterDesignOdaHireThisMan


Patreon request: Street Fighter 6, Manon and Marisa POV: You're vacationing in EU and two average European women slap your ass. What do you do?


I'm going to Japan in December. (Being forced to leave my NEET Shut-in parent's-house Hobbit-hole due to renovations.)

Patreon request: Space Ghost interviewing an Anime girl

Orc Mindbreak: GET CIVILIZED! GET CIVILIZED! WHAP WHAP WHAP (Sound of governess slapping your knuckles with a ruler as you read your lessons)

Patreon request: Multiple people asked for Domina, and it got me thinking about the state of horniness on the internet, in 2026.

Patreon request: Elf Grinder vs Wizard Grinder

Patreon request: School dress code in Xavier Academy.

I have discovered yet another forbidden truth of the universe. Every blonde anime girl is one, or a combination of, these 6 subspecies.

Patreon request: Lucoa and Donkey

Patreon request: Berserk in the Office (Even imitating 1% of Miura's style immediately makes me overworked and suffering from health issues.)

Patreon request: Fern's Ferns... I may have been watching hydraulic press videos recently...

Patreon request: FGO Nightingale's 'THAT' outfit.

Multiple patrons requested something involving the "kid promises to get married when they grow up" anime love-comedy trope. (There is no punchline, only pain.)