(In Japan, Kurisumasu is holiday where you go to LOVE HOTEL and have SEKKUSU.) (Note that nobody gets the day off or gets time and a half.)


Patreon request: One Piece, Stussy. I feel like I 've waited all my life to call someone "The Stussyussy".

Patreon request: Giant naked Rei IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN (onto my face, if you know what I mean)


I'm going to Japan in December. (Being forced to leave my NEET Shut-in parent's-house Hobbit-hole due to renovations.)

Patreon request: Space Ghost interviewing an Anime girl

Orc Mindbreak: GET CIVILIZED! GET CIVILIZED! WHAP WHAP WHAP (Sound of governess slapping your knuckles with a ruler as you read your lessons)

Patreon request: Multiple people asked for Domina, and it got me thinking about the state of horniness on the internet, in 2026.

Patreon request: Elf Grinder vs Wizard Grinder

Patreon request: School dress code in Xavier Academy.

I have discovered yet another forbidden truth of the universe. Every blonde anime girl is one, or a combination of, these 6 subspecies.

Patreon request: Lucoa and Donkey

Patreon request: Berserk in the Office (Even imitating 1% of Miura's style immediately makes me overworked and suffering from health issues.)

Patreon request: Fern's Ferns... I may have been watching hydraulic press videos recently...

Patreon request: FGO Nightingale's 'THAT' outfit.

Multiple patrons requested something involving the "kid promises to get married when they grow up" anime love-comedy trope. (There is no punchline, only pain.)