deadpool trying desperately to dodge teaming up with anyone (cable, and evidently spider-man, being the exceptions😎✨️)

(deadpool's wife btw, with who he has a negotiated and signed free pass list with, in their marriage contract🙌😂 number 5...😎✨️)

and so meanwhile deadpool is getting the cold shoulder by shiklah, he's off frolicking happily with spider-man (who isn't hanging out bc he's "pretty" again, but bc he's doing his best trying to be better🙏)

including deadpool nursing spidey back to health after a particularly nasty encounter with said villain🌿 (taking spidey's secret identity.. and dignity, very seriously😎)

the villains get to spidey tho, until he starts to believe that to save countless lives.. he has to kill this one unstoppable villain.. and deadpool tries his best to stop him. (deadpool's wife: him, or our marriage? deadpool: 🥺 her: *sigh* just go to him.)