Why isn't this a thing already, just turn the ends into bread crumbs or something qwq

Clearly, this means that I am a hard-working truck driver (what were the Mazda bois thinkin 💀)

No imaginary killers are gonna catch this dog lacking in the shower 👁👄👁


I guess… I got the short end of the stick 😏

Fursuits are going to be the new haute couture, change my mind 👗

#ThrowbackThursday I'd like to think werewolves come in all different shapes and sizes 😏

I am staring respectfully 👀 👀 👀

Why is this a feature @telegram TURN IT OFF!!! 💀

..was that… not sexy? 🥺

candy crush 😩

I feel exposed 😭

"the construction industry hates this 1 simple trick 🤫"

"...whatchu mean? Noodles?😳" (shout out to @itseubean for the idea heh heh)

What can I say, I always go the extra mile at work 😏

everything's possible if you try hard enough 😳