whats that? you want some gentle jabs at h.p. lovecraft, gentler than he deserves perhaps? well i am here to grant your wish on #BookLoversDay

we can even make jokes about poets! officially there are no laws on #BookLoversDay

dostoevsky is my favorite author which is why i choose to desecrate his legacy on #BookLoversDay

giving a whole new meaning to the phrase #BookLoversDay (sorry everyone)

i am too much of a coward to actually tag bret easton ellis in this because him mentioning me on his podcast is one of my greater fears and boy howdy that would really put a damper on #BookLoversDay