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my bold, original startup idea
Can't believe Pennywise's one weakness is the 1994 arcade game Puzzle Bobble
hello investors
.@karencheee called my strategy of "vigorously untangling my headphones in front of subway passengers" community service and now i think about it every time i do it!
SMDH
A safe choice!
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Donkey Kong sommelier
picking the right size tupperware is my one useless superpower
Ladies and gentlemen, your new American Idol… Rhys Cooker!
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