messa geiger is a leading scientist in halcyon with 15 phds and questionable experiments with animals, her forte is losing animals shes done experiments on, forgetting dates with her wife, and giving too much ketamine and dubious animal blood to her patients

the doomed / jonas / fermi (played by @hiisia ) is roommates with lightning powered salama / aki and is also crushing on him badly, aki makes him exercise, take thirst trap photos of him in abandoned warehouses and answer his stupid questions about fermis alien "stuff"

fermi has an alien egg inside his MiNdPaLaCe that demands food via energy absorption or he gets exhausted, aki is a good source of it w/ his neverending energy but once the egg got SUPER hungry it didnt end very well & had to make a nonconsensual illegal alien mind bond w/ him(:

basla is an enterpreneuer consultant (lol) who is actually fermi's, well, kind of an alien patron who (accidentally) gave fermi his alien powers (and a brain egg) and goes on to give him nudes and money to buy real human skeletons. they like lindy hop and memes

basla bought the real human skeleton from a middle-aged french tattoo artist called jacqueline who smokes in her studio and gets passionately angry if her craft gets disrespected while she also does oil paintings of all of her tattoo designs & probably burns them once theyre done