4) Bob Hope slowly runs out of oxygen and begins to hallucinate seeing pink women, which makes him horny
5) Bob Hope, most likely horny, visits a high school where the staff are all Universal movie monsters.
Me: draws weird off-model or melting Garfields, has an idea for "the last Garfield book" This Guy: makes an entire business so he can publish his self-insert fanart of him and Garfield being best friends as advertisements