There once was a girl from Japan Who got caught up in some guy's weird plan She knew how to ball and defeated them all And in the process learned she was pan.
Getting so far ahead of myself writing that I don't even feel the need to spoiler this. I trust you will not remember this in four years.
Great news, gamers! I got hired to design arcade cabinets for Hell.
Pitching my idea to Square Enix of a Tomb Raider game where Lara Croft is possessed by the ghost of Gex
After last night's @retropalshq stream, I decided to pitch an apparel line to Rodik inc.
Love finding inscrutable game design documents on an old hard drive. I think you played as "Champion Clydesdale" who accidentally got sent to Horse Hell instead of human hell.
Every fandom post when you don't even know what property they're talking about is a picture like this and the text "so true!"
Is it too late to get into the Simpsons bootleg shirt racket?
Disney+, you cowards, where is Muppet Army of Darkness?
*hears another Bone adaptation fell through after years of production*