The funny thing is that Loraine isn't even aware of how rich Hayden is, she just assumes Hayden makes good money bc she's a doctor so whenever she finds out about Hayden's penchant for expensive weird shit, she's just like WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED A $1k CRAB STATUE

Trying to go back to sleep but brain rattling between horny thots and wanting to draw them out BUT I GOTTA CONSERVE ALL MY OLD ASS ENERGY FOR LATER TODAY

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IM DYING SCOOB

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