"Now put a shirt on before I bump into your abs and die from the bubonic plague... AGAIN-" "... But the air conditioning broke..." The only way SCP-49 can "heal" someone is skin to skin touch, effects randomized! For fun! (80% its plague You'll die) They make him wear gloves.

Overalls are very comfy- I think it would be a cute date idea to go fruit picking! Just not apples or pears- I have a slight allergy...

The characters I like Vs Thr characters I make

POV: Ur work out buddy helps you get bigger tits then your gf. I'm tired. Watch me not remember this when I wake up LOLLL GOOD NIGHT

"Am I least a decorative body guard- Oh I'm a guide for a museum tourist attraction?" He wants to join the special forces, but he was made to just be a fancy tour guide to fit the museum theme. Robots like him are like employees, they get paid, and have apartments. Just as humans