cruella's tragic backstory has nothing on sebastian who is a cat lover named after a dog when he hаtes dogs

me: my favorite character is literally the Greatest character of all time also me about my favorite character:

blооdy 'ell do you know what day it is??

i'll have what they're having

everytime i get into a new obsession i get so self-conscious talking about it like i'm literally broadcasting my descent into hеll as my brain rоts away..... do not perceive me