Anyone actually look back at their resolution lists that they are SOCIALLY OBLIGED TO MAKE? http://t.co/dKHUdhs96W

I'm feeling selfless. Have another comic about me! http://t.co/p5XvZy5Ef8 #replacesmokedetectorbatteriesevery6months

My sister came up with this comic a few months ago and I told her that it would never work... http://t.co/KRmmrtFYkN

Have yourselves a hot bowl of False Knees! #SquirrelAwarenessMonth #MyDadIsBetterThanYours http://t.co/R0Y2Ekj379

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