OUR SECONDARY PROTAGONIST: Pam is immediately partnered with childhood enemy Evon, an uptight know-it-all with cool hair powers who, frankly, is just as prone to outbursts as her new partner. but don't tell her that.

i mentioned this was like a rom-com, right

THE SUPPORTING PROTAGS INCLUDE: -Caskets! A Sad Dad police captain with a TRAGIC PAST and a smoke habit -Onyx! A sweet guy who's bad with words -Otto! A certified Good Boy who desperately NEEDS you to like him -and some other folks who haven't done much yet bc WEBCOMICS.

DID I MENTION THERE'S BAD GUYS. We got antagonists coming out of our ears!! There's a shady criminal organization (which frankly, seems to have it's own set of internal strife). Headed by a mysterious man named The Boss, they seem to control the entire criminal underground.

it's got FIGHTS it's got JOKES it's got INTRIGUE it's got CHARACTERS TALKING FRANKLY ABOUT SOCIAL SHORTCOMINGS AND INSECURITIES