this zombie has been an absolutely useless peripheral character for like 10 years and he's still here
wot in tarnation!?!? yer pa's done got himself on th' magic talkin' box!!! now the revenooer's gonna be after 'im faster'n corn mush through a possum!! [fires shotgun randomly into air while chewing on corncob pipe]
the one good antifa woke guy, of course, understands that maga chuds are good actually. see some of my best friends are woke antifa and they don't agree with me, tatsuya ishida, on this
dangnabbit ya ornery cotton-pickin' varmint let's stop all th' fussin' an' th' feudin!!! YeeeeeeeHAWWWW!! [throws 10 gallon hat into the air]
took me a hot minute before i parsed out that "guilt crackers" is probably a riff on "white guilt." Not sure if socialist champagne was a meme at the time but it sounds like something that probably was. This is just Ben Garrison-level "not quite a joke but vaguely joke-like" work
The US government deciding who deserves $600
i appreciate this gag
this is relatable right
Uh oh!!!!! what crime did this terf dragon commit to go to jail? Reply with your best guess
realizing i made this dumb comic in 2019 about a fake law banning trans women from telling jokes because of their biological advantage and it's probably gonna be real in the next year 🙃
so this sort of thing was pretty par for the course in 2000 (South Park was just then making racism COOL again after all) but still kinda surprised to see so much. i only remembered these early strips being all 'how to draw kanji' not THIS
seems like kind of a big indictment of the entire film medium that no one's ever made a horror movie set against the backdrop of a 1920s halloween
2004, baby!!!!!! Gettin' political!!!!!!!!!