The two Lumberjack and Goth.

He's a lean, mean, whining machine! In our newest update we introduce our FIRST villain, Drain! If you didn't know before, you do now, Freaks! Check out the thread for more info

Hope you're not feeling DRAIN-ed from the week already; this little biter still has some spunk! You can take an early look at him right now before his public debut, exclusively on our P̴̥̈à̶͔t̵̝͂r̷̟͝e̴̦͆o̶̡̍n̴͇̂.! #FarFetchedShowClick below if you're in for a scare!

We've got some JAW DROPPING stuff coming for Halloween, freaks! Sesamoid's cover of "It's Terror Time Again" releases tomorrow, AND we have an extra little treat for you on Halloween day. No tricks! #FarFetchedShow

Thanksgiving Beast design by !

Happy Far-Fetched Friday! Think you got what it takes to be Sesamoid's manager? What qualifications do you have to keep the band from imploding? (You can't possibly do a worse job than Quinn.) #FarFetchedShow

Happy birthday to Clodagh, the greatest rock & roll grandma around!

Oh to be a silly purple dog on the internet