Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel

candy hearts books, @newyorker cartoonist and more. i’m in @jukeboxtheghost too — extremely accurate birds 2025 calendar is out now!

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Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 1202023-07-13T00:13:38.000Z
I also regret to inform you that you can buy this one as a tasteful and high quality print for your home or personal library 😢 https://t.co/SXWSngXw66 1
I also regret to inform you that you can buy this one as a tasteful and high quality print for your home or personal library 😢 https://t.co/SXWSngXw66
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 805982023-07-12T23:30:22.000Z
i regret to inform you that i consider this to be one of my finest works 1
i regret to inform you that i consider this to be one of my finest works
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 312662023-06-23T23:01:05.000Z
i think about this every time someone hands me their phone 1
i think about this every time someone hands me their phone
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 323042023-06-04T00:36:25.000Z
been super busy 1
been super busy
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 1272023-05-22T02:50:36.000Z
trust the goose: support my work and receive an avalanche of comics in return, come join me in a utopia far away from the elonverse, xoxo https://t.co/3bXSUuOfU1 1
trust the goose: support my work and receive an avalanche of comics in return, come join me in a utopia far away from the elonverse, xoxo https://t.co/3bXSUuOfU1
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 92172023-05-22T02:40:06.000Z
ok this one is a little meta 1
ok this one is a little meta
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 92312023-05-22T02:38:49.000Z
this one is real dumb but i like it 1
this one is real dumb but i like it
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 182052023-05-22T02:36:55.000Z
this is the singularity 1
this is the singularity
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 416702023-05-22T02:35:46.000Z
some of my favorite New Yorker rejects from the last six months, a thread: 1
some of my favorite New Yorker rejects from the last six months, a thread:
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 543302023-05-20T00:29:37.000Z
a helpful guide (I know I could sure use the reminder) 1
a helpful guide (I know I could sure use the reminder)
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 15824512023-05-08T02:34:08.000Z
ok I thought this New Yorker reject was pretty good, actually 1
ok I thought this New Yorker reject was pretty good, actually
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 323962023-04-28T01:00:07.000Z
ok yeah i totally understand why the new yorker didn't want this one 1
ok yeah i totally understand why the new yorker didn't want this one
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 604442023-04-26T23:44:15.000Z
i hope this comprehensive bathroom privacy guide is useful 1
i hope this comprehensive bathroom privacy guide is useful
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 111712023-04-21T00:55:58.000Z
so glad they're 4/20 friendly 1
so glad they're 4/20 friendly
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 634992023-04-21T00:46:19.000Z
some candy hearts comics for 4/20, please enjoy 1
some candy hearts comics for 4/20, please enjoy
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 11112023-04-17T00:29:16.000Z
PS: this was a New Yorker reject, and there are plenty more like it over on my dang patreon. why tip an ATM when you could tip me, a crab with a giant schnozz https://t.co/3bXSUuNI4t 1
PS: this was a New Yorker reject, and there are plenty more like it over on my dang patreon. why tip an ATM when you could tip me, a crab with a giant schnozz https://t.co/3bXSUuNI4t
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 23215892023-04-10T01:09:00.000Z
it's all about the magenta heart, for me. 1
it's all about the magenta heart, for me.
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 2162023-04-04T03:31:20.000Z
posted one of my new favs on patreon today, betcha wish you could see it too oh wait YOU CAN!!! (come support my comics and music for just $1/mo and escape the elonverse with me! xoxo: https://t.co/3bXSUuNI4t) 1
posted one of my new favs on patreon today, betcha wish you could see it too oh wait YOU CAN!!! (come support my comics and music for just $1/mo and escape the elonverse with me! xoxo: https://t.co/3bXSUuNI4t)
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 599812023-03-27T02:21:14.000Z
it's kinda true though? 1
it's kinda true though?
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 365292023-02-27T03:06:31.000Z
how could he be any clearer? 1
how could he be any clearer?
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 4542023-02-26T03:31:19.000Z
friendly reminder that I've posted a bunch of new comics exclusively on tinyview this month so here are some teasers to make you froth at the mouth wanting the punchline, which has been rudely cropped so that you click this goddamn link, xoxo ❤️ https://t.co/y27ePnnmRD 3
friendly reminder that I've posted a bunch of new comics exclusively on tinyview this month so here are some teasers to make you froth at the mouth wanting the punchline, which has been rudely cropped so that you click this goddamn link, xoxo ❤️ https://t.co/y27ePnnmRD
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 5662023-02-21T03:10:02.000Z
some news: i have an absolute *avalanche* of dope exclusive comics dropping on my patreon in the coming month. just $1/mo gets you all of `em!! and they're good!! come join me in an internet utopia outside the elonverse and zuckworld, xoxo https://t.co/3bXSUuOfU1 1
some news: i have an absolute *avalanche* of dope exclusive comics dropping on my patreon in the coming month. just $1/mo gets you all of `em!! and they're good!! come join me in an internet utopia outside the elonverse and zuckworld, xoxo https://t.co/3bXSUuOfU1
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 8502023-02-11T06:13:18.000Z
a truly scandalous new candy hearts is up on Tinyview… salacious! indecent! LEWD!! https://t.co/76PyFsXVPf 1
a truly scandalous new candy hearts is up on Tinyview… salacious! indecent! LEWD!! https://t.co/76PyFsXVPf
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel 4362023-02-11T02:03:43.000Z
and… there's a *second* new candy hearts comic up on Tinyview, and it's absolutely scandalous: https://t.co/76PyFsXVPf 1
and… there's a *second* new candy hearts comic up on Tinyview, and it's absolutely scandalous: https://t.co/76PyFsXVPf