[mdzs] "all retail employees should get to kill one customer per holiday season" text post based on statistical error. jin guangyao, who works customer service in fantasy ancient china and discreetly kills 18,000 people per year, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[mdzs] i was like "jiang cheng's courtesy name could be translated as Nightsong River" and asma said "that sounds like a unicorn name" and that, NATURALLY, got me thinking about unicorns

[mdzs] nooo don't qi deviate you're so sexy ahahaha

[mdzs] Q: "you live in an unjust class system where everyone is a slave to their reputation and flawed respectability politics. how do you win a rigged game?"

prepping for furdu table commissions next week! i haven't done traditional in a very long time but i think i'll be all brushed up by the con 😤