This could be us

She pretty bad, though

That furry fanart of the dude who started WW1

Maya

Fatalis is one of my favorite monsters because it takes the most "basic" idea of a western dragon and cranks it up to its logical extreme. "It melts steel, wiped an entire kingdom in a night, and even you kill it, the armor will eventually kill you and turn you into a new one"

You can't say you're a real man until you have the balls to say you'd lie with a real cartoon horse person.